• Monogamy: having one partner to disappoint.
• Polyamory: having multiple partners to disappoint.
• Relationship Anarchy: disappointing everyone in your life in different unique ways.

Read all the way through, trust me!

As a bit of fun on my FB page, I created a convenient flow-chart to determine if I'm flirting with you. After a bit of feedback, I made a few alternate versions, enough to suit everyone I'd hope.