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    post date: 1997-12-09 12:00

    the guy in his truck was sanding the road. he decided to sand the side of my car. my car doesnt like sand. sand doesnt like snow. my car doesnt like snow. snow is outnumbered.

    snow seems to like my car. it gathers up on it while im working. i had to talk to a dumb customer on the fone(sic). they sed (sic) that their email wasnt working. i asked them what the problem was. they sed(sic) that their email wasnt working. was it their password¿ was it their program¿ was it the plaque building up on their teeth¿ they thought it might be the dog shit on their shoes. i told them that how to fix their computer. it takes a couple simple tools: hacksaw, sledge hammer, shotgun. when you think the problem's gone, piss on it to make sure. i had to instal(sic) software on another persons computer. it had windows 3.1 on it. it sucked. after installing software on 15 customers with windows 3.1, i decided maybe it would work better if i installed the software on the computer. there wern't many customers with compatible hardware. oh well. it culd have been worse. there could have been someone with incompatible hardware trying to make it fit.