//Mental Meltdown//
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HURI|NET, Strange and twisted fun since 1995

"We take English for granted but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. There is no egg in eggplant, no ham in hamburger, no apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads which aren’t sweet, are meat.”
Victor Lownes

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Mental Meltdown (1998-06-22) / Nuked

Macrohard DOS 19.76123 Revision B Service Pack 42

C:\>
C:\>cd \sometimes
C:\SOMETIMES\>cd "you\really\wonder\why"
C:\SOMETIMES\YOU\REALLY\WONDER\WHY\>d:
D:\>cd distractions
D:\DISTRACTIONS\>del *.*
Are you sure you want to delete everything in this directory? y
Deleting *.*... DONE!
D:\DISTRACTIONS\>cd\
D:\telnet work
Connecting to nuke...
Connected!

Username: huri
Password:

You have new mail

$ su
password:





/root/projects


Subject: Status Report

Boss,
Stage 2 of Operation J-24B has began.
Details concerning this stage of the operation is required.
-Humble Servant
.

EOF! Mail Sent.


$ exit
Logout

Session Disconnected!

D:\exit

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