//Diary of a Madman//
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HURI|NET, Strange and twisted fun since 1995

"We take English for granted but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. There is no egg in eggplant, no ham in hamburger, no apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads which aren’t sweet, are meat.”
Victor Lownes

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Diary of a Madman (2002-06-22) / Article Listing

What began with Cha0s Personfied, continued in this totally whacked out Diary. You could call it the predecessor to modern blogs. With a whole whackload of insanity for good measure.

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Y2K 1.1 (2001-01-01) / Diary of a Madman

So, once again we've come to a new year. This is either the second year in the new millenium or the first year in it, depending on which train of thought you go by.

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grand ole Christmas present (2000-12-30) / Diary of a Madman

So anyway, this is really quite an interesting story. Really. It is. Trust me. Now just sit down and listen for a minute. Okay come on now. Just listen and you'll like it, honestly. Don't trust me? Well fine then. No problem, I'm going to tell the story anyway.

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bloody hell (2000-12-05) / Diary of a Madman

Anyone got a good 800 number I can call?

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really I mean... (2000-11-08) / Diary of a Madman

ever wake up and realize that you've finally gone over the deep end? you're a flippin' loony ready to be sent to the institution? hell i always figured that it's not quite right you know. what you ask? nothing . it just ain't right.

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hallowhat? (2000-11-01) / Diary of a Madman

You know what? Sometimes life just kicks you in the ass, makes you tumble down a flight of stairs, crack your head open on the floor and lie there bleeding to death in a hailstorm. Other times it doesn't.

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Samhein Sunday Surprise Shutdown (1999-11-01) / Diary of a Madman

it was the day the net stood still". well for me anyway. but then again everything stood still that day. it was the samhain sunday surprise shutdown.

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that's life (2002-05-10) / Diary of a Madman

At least at one point in our lives we'll be at a stage where life sucks, and we feel we'd be better off without it. Fortunately we usually realize sometime later that the former conclusion is completely illogical and we decide perhaps we'll just work on looking forward to a better day tomorrow.

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damnation (2001-12-02) / Diary of a Madman

This is going to be a bloody short update. A bloody short update indeed. It's actually December 2nd... I'm a little late for my usual October 31st update... and it was a bloody BLUE MOON this year as well.

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