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"We take English for granted but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. There is no egg in eggplant, no ham in hamburger, no apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads which aren’t sweet, are meat.”
Victor Lownes
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the real kns faq (1998-03-09) / Cha0s Personified
a few missing questions from the KNS FAQ...
Q. I have a Mac, and it's not working, what
can I do?
A. Buy a real computer.
Q. Your service does not seem to be Mac friendly, why is
that?
A. It's not that are service isn't Mac friendly, it's that Macs
aren't Internet Friendly.
Q. What E-Mail program do I use?
A. What E-mail program do you use?
Q. What is an operating system?
A. What is a brain?
Q. Do I need a computer to get on the internet?
A. No, you just need the answer to the previous
question.
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