//i hate snow//
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i hate snow (1997-12-19) / Cha0s Personified

hAvE i eVEr menTIoNed, I HATE SNOW! Well right after writing thoughts(1) I went outside to disCOver slippERY slushy evil snow. What is worse than snow? SluSh.

the next day it was slush... slush is bad. i hate slush. my car really hates slush. even my sister hates slush. then @ work i had to answer a bunch of dumb phone calls. then @ home i broke the motherboard on my computer. then something else happened. i cant remember what. the next day was better though. and today is going to be a good day. as long as it doesnt snow. More Cha0s Personified

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