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snow & customers & telephones (1997-12-10) / Cha0s Personified

well, for a day the roads were bare again and driving was easy. then it snowed again. the evil flakes of white floating down çollecting on my çar and turning the roads into a slushy mess. well at least i didnt have to deal with dumb çustomers today.

today the fones all around Çastlegar deçided they werent going to work, and bç tel deçided they didnt know what was wrong. in a business that has over ¹000 çustomers who all fone into the internet, this was not good. oh well, shit happens. i never did find out if that was causing the email problem. i had to talk to a person¿ about why our service wasn't mac friendly, i told them it was cause macs arnt internet friendly. perhaps someone should take a byte out of apple, cause i think they're rotten to the core. what would make someone want to buy a mac¿ that great question of life has been driving bill gates insane for many years now, and he's about to crack¡ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! im sorry bill, but the answer is 42. More Cha0s Personified


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