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cars & snow & shit (1997-12-08) / Cha0s Personified
i have a car. i hate
snow. my car hates snow.
snow is bad.
snow
should stay on s
ki
hill. road hates snow too. the intern
et doesnt
have
much snow this year.
¥mir is going to
declare
itself a
soveirn nation, and the
ymir
re¶ublic will
declare
war on
§almo. ½ the
earth 's
¶o¶ulation will disa¶ear
from
the face of the ¶lanet
during the
§almo/¥mir war. they
will be
discovered ¹00 years later. eating
¶otatoes and
drinking coolaid. they will hate snow.
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